I didn’t get to see the Little Mermaid in theaters. My mom was an asshole and I got kicked out of the car. I’m sure she remembers it differently, but I’m telling this story. #survivor

Actually, from what I know of spoiled 8-year old children – I was most certainly the asshole. Or is that Stockholm syndrome talking? I’ve always been partial to the Nordic types.

If it’s polite to uncomfortably ignore social impropriety I don’t want to be around polite people. I’d rather you make me cry than ignore me. Might just find out I don’t really give a shit what you think.

The only good thing about my wasted potential is how much vim I have to enjoy my life now.