I once met a pretty boy named Ted
So charming I promptly lost my head
Incredibly dreamy
My pants got all creamy
Went crazy and fell off of my meds.
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I once met a pretty boy named Ted
So charming I promptly lost my head
Incredibly dreamy
My pants got all creamy
Went crazy and fell off of my meds.