My adventures at the Oak Court Mall were tame. There used to be a garden in the center. I don’t know if it’s still there.

Mall of Memphis was the shit. Still the only skating rink I’ve been on. East End was great, I just never connected to rolling. On ice, I can glide.

Hickory Ridge was close to home. Not somewhere I was left to my own instincts. I prefer the carousel to a fountain.

I go to Wolfchase as often as I think about the movie Dancing With Wolves. Both take more time from my life than I’d like.

I respect Kevin Smith for making me gag every time.