I can’t keep doing this

The formatting in WordPress sucks.

I need more time more fonts more colors more layout MORE MORE MORE MORE

but you get what you pay for.  and this is free.  Better than nothing.

There I go again….  all comparative and shit.  Comparative life.  Not good enough to be perfect.  Not cute enough to be loveable.

Just dark. I am the abyss.

I have another blog.  Shhhh, it’s a secret.  Hell, this blog is a secret.
If a writer clicks on a button that says Publish, is she an author?

Let’s play “Did you know?”

• Nose spray is bad for you.  I know it feels good at first, but that is a trap.  Go get a neti pot and take a fucking allergy pill.
• Your hearing does not last forever. Earplugs aren’t just for hipsters.
• Sunglasses make you look cooler, no matter who you are.
• Vaping makes you look like an asshole.
• There are seriously women who don’t know if they’ve ever had an orgasm.
• Your lymph system is a complex network of squishy trash chutes.  It’s powered by every movement you make – even just breathing!  If it sounds like I’m talking to a child then maybe you have an inner child that loves learning.  Let that kiddo loose.  Knowing useful stuff is what makes you great.  Feeling stuff makes you human.  What was I saying?

Oh yeah.  I’m too smart for my own good.